I HATE SNOW!!!!
So I was out grocery shopping.. came home walked into the kitchen with my boots on.. and AHHHHHHHHHH next think i know i am going down on my right knee i see a pizza box coming at my face ... i slam my face on the box it flips out of the trash can and i am now being choked by the trash can its self.. i then fall backward on the floor.. I scream take off my boots!!! The boys are crying I am crying .. In the aftermath i have a cut down my face on the left side (so i now look even more freaky since the right side is still not completely back) the cut goes from the bridge of my nose to the bottom of my chin. the bruise on my the side of my knee is bright purple and the size of a soft ball. I don't have a bruise on my neck but it is hurting.. Oh and to put the icing on the cake my tooth in the back on the right is hurting so i will be going to the dentist tomorrow. my jaw and ear is aching BAD!!! I pretty much hurt from head to toe today!!!
And how was your weekend???
5 comments:
Oh. My. Golly.
You and Gloria are trying to win. STOP IT!!
SHE WINS!!! Good golly Melodie...are you trying to totally disfigure yourself? Was it the trash can that cut you or the pizza box? I kind of got lost in that part of your story. Was the pizza for supper or was it in the trash?
the pizza was the boys supper the night before. I was sticking out of the trash can. The box cut my nose & chin. After I flipped it out of the trash can is when I then slammed down on the rim of the trash can and choked myself.. I can laugh now but man I was scared when it happened
Only you Mel...After I read your blog over again, I was ROTFL. Your stories about your accidents are funnier than mine! Hope you won't be scarred by it.?!
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